Talk about a crappy first date.
Liam Smith had a Tinder date he’ll never forget after a woman threw her poop out of his window because she claimed the toilet wouldn’t flush. She then had to be rescued after she got stuck in the window trying to retrieve it, according to BBC.
Smith told BBC the date was going well at first. The two had dinner and had gone back to his place to drink wine and watch a movie, presumably without a pit stop.
Things changed when she went to bathroom and came back with “a panicked look in her eye.”
“It was into this twilight zone that my date had thrown her poo,” Smith said.
The window the woman used opened into a gap that was separated by another window, which is where the poop was stuck. Smith said he left the bathroom to get a hammer to smash the window, but his date wisely decided to try to climb through and got trapped.
“I was starting to grow concerned, so I called the fire brigade and once they had composed themselves, they set to work removing her from the window,” Smith said.
His date was able to be rescued and she wasn’t injured in the process. Smith’s window on the other hand was completely destroyed, leading him to set up a crowdfunding page for it.
No word on the poop’s condition.
“Problem is, I’ve been quoted north of 300 [Euros] to replace the window and as a postgraduate student, that is a significant chunk of my monthly budget,” Smith told BBC.
Smith went on to raise over 1,200 Euros for the window. He and his date decided to divide the extra cash between charities, one for firefighters and one for an organization that maintains flushing toilets in developing countries.
The poop incident wasn’t enough to turn Smith away from the date. He said he has since gone on a second date with the woman and has described her as “a lovely girl.”
If they end up getting married down the road, they’ll have one entertaining story to tell about how they met.